Well folks today I:-

Opened a bag of fire wood and spread it all over the deck

Slept on Simons outside chair and then remodelled it.

Bit the end off a clay flower pot, which had strawberries in it and spread the dirt all over the deck.

Pulled the washing off the line and slept on it.

Opened the outside fireplace by removing the grill, and removing a burnt log, which I smeared all over the deck and ate the strawberries even though green.

Chewed the end off the hose.

Dropped a turd right in the middle of the pathway- just to test Simons reaction if he stepped in it.

Forced Simon to join Twitter for stress relief.

( I cannot understand why he gets stressed in wet weather?!!)


WOOOOF!